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  tifdunc  |  14

Stop calling me Surely!

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  s0m3guy2010  |  21

Of course no one is stupid enough to fall for that. What he probably meant to say was that he's pregnant and needs to go on maternity leave. That's a much more valid excuse for a guy like him.

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  Cian_1  |  28

Definitely is a much more valid excuse. I see guys popping out babies everyweek where I live. It's just too mainstream for females to do it nowadays, you see.

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  rocker_chick23  |  27

#4, that "joke" stopped being funny the minute it was thought up.

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Explain to him that sitting at home alone in his tightie whities eating beans from a can and singing to his cat can often be mistaken for a "mental coma" but actually maybe he's just one sandwich short of a picnic.

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  TrippingOnAcid  |  29

*insert "r u a wizard" meme* (with regards to the coworker)

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