FML : Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney...

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Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 June 2013 17:22 / United States - Seattle

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5536680 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:03

The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.

By xlord | 27

#5536689 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:06

Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5536680 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:03

The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.

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Damian95 | 16

#5536872 - Sunday 16 June 2013 4:33

Well that's a crooked statement.

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TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5537196 - Sunday 16 June 2013 9:01

^Stop twisting his words.

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Qwermy | 16

#5537809 - Sunday 16 June 2013 21:40

Best penis name ever.

By xlord | 27

#5536689 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:06

Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'

By jojimugo | 19

#5536698 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:10

Grandparents + alcohol + new partner is never a good mix

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yetanotherginger | 19

#5536752 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:42

*always. It's *always* a good mix. That's why we come to this site

By Kashaqueetrah | 12

#5536703 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:11

Well is it?

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KINGVELEZ77 | 4

#5537004 - Sunday 16 June 2013 5:52

Freak

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ShadowNinja445 | 12

#5537671 - Sunday 16 June 2013 19:05

Says the guy with KINGVELEZ77 as their username.

By chanellgymnast | 17

#5536707 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:12

Grannies strikes again!

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iammeorami | 25

#5537039 - Sunday 16 June 2013 6:04

no

By IAmJad | 18

#5536710 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:13

Good question.

By ironichalibut | 24

#5536713 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:13

Society has become so odd. Looking to the horizon, it looks to only get weirder. Buckle in people, there's a long, crazy road ahead.

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ShadowNinja445 | 12

#5537675 - Sunday 16 June 2013 19:06

WEEEEEEEEE!

By astralvagan | 20

#5536714 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:14

At least they didn't ask him if he wanted to be in a "senior sandwich"

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MidnaLink | 31

#5537065 - Sunday 16 June 2013 6:22

Nasty vision coming through! Must bleach brain NOW!

By SerenaSerenadex3 | 13

#5536715 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:14

Oh grandparents and their lack of filters on their thoughts. it's pretty admirable in my opinion.

By AHappyGoth | 14

#5536718 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:14

Well the family cookouts should be interesting, at least.

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