Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML
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Pleonasm
| 34
The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.
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xlord
| 27
Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'
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Pleonasm
| 34
The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.
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Damian95
| 16
Well that's a crooked statement.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
^Stop twisting his words.
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Qwermy
| 16
Best penis name ever.
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xlord
| 27
Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'
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jojimugo
| 19
Grandparents + alcohol + new partner is never a good mix
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yetanotherginger
| 19
*always. It's *always* a good mix. That's why we come to this site
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Kashaqueetrah
| 12
Well is it?
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KINGVELEZ77
| 4
Freak
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ShadowNinja445
| 12
Says the guy with KINGVELEZ77 as their username.
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chanellgymnast
| 17
Grannies strikes again!
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iammeorami
| 25
no
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IAmJad
| 18
Good question.
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ironichalibut
| 24
Society has become so odd. Looking to the horizon, it looks to only get weirder. Buckle in people, there's a long, crazy road ahead.
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ShadowNinja445
| 12
WEEEEEEEEE!
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astralvagan
| 20
At least they didn't ask him if he wanted to be in a "senior sandwich"
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MidnaLink
| 31
Nasty vision coming through! Must bleach brain NOW!
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SerenaSerenadex3
| 13
Oh grandparents and their lack of filters on their thoughts. it's pretty admirable in my opinion.
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AHappyGoth
| 14
Well the family cookouts should be interesting, at least.