By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 17:22 - United States - Seattle

Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML
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The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.

Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'

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The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.

Damian95 16

Well that's a crooked statement.

^Stop twisting his words.

Qwermy 16

Best penis name ever.

Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'

jojimugo 20

Grandparents + alcohol + new partner is never a good mix

*always. It's *always* a good mix. That's why we come to this site

Says the guy with KINGVELEZ77 as their username.

Grannies strikes again!

iammeorami 25

no

Good question.

Society has become so odd. Looking to the horizon, it looks to only get weirder. Buckle in people, there's a long, crazy road ahead.

astralvagan 20

At least they didn't ask him if he wanted to be in a "senior sandwich"

Nasty vision coming through! Must bleach brain NOW!

SerenaSerenadex3 13

Oh grandparents and their lack of filters on their thoughts. it's pretty admirable in my opinion.

AHappyGoth 14

Well the family cookouts should be interesting, at least.