Miscellaneous: Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 17:22 - United States - Seattle

Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

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Sunday 16 June 2013 2:03

The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.

xlord 27

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Sunday 16 June 2013 2:06

Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'

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Sunday 16 June 2013 2:03

The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.

Damian95 16

Sunday 16 June 2013 4:33

Well that's a crooked statement.

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Sunday 16 June 2013 9:01

^Stop twisting his words.

Qwermy 16

Sunday 16 June 2013 21:40

Best penis name ever.

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Sunday 16 June 2013 2:06

Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'

jojimugo 20

Sunday 16 June 2013 2:10

Grandparents + alcohol + new partner is never a good mix

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Sunday 16 June 2013 2:42

*always. It's *always* a good mix. That's why we come to this site

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Sunday 16 June 2013 2:11

Well is it?

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Sunday 16 June 2013 5:52

Freak

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Sunday 16 June 2013 19:05

Says the guy with KINGVELEZ77 as their username.

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Sunday 16 June 2013 2:12

Grannies strikes again!

iammeorami 25

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:04

no

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Sunday 16 June 2013 2:13

Good question.

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Sunday 16 June 2013 2:13

Society has become so odd. Looking to the horizon, it looks to only get weirder. Buckle in people, there's a long, crazy road ahead.

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Sunday 16 June 2013 19:06

WEEEEEEEEE!

astralvagan 20

Sunday 16 June 2013 2:14

At least they didn't ask him if he wanted to be in a "senior sandwich"

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Sunday 16 June 2013 6:22

Nasty vision coming through! Must bleach brain NOW!

SerenaSerenadex3 13

Sunday 16 June 2013 2:14

Oh grandparents and their lack of filters on their thoughts. it's pretty admirable in my opinion.

AHappyGoth 14

Sunday 16 June 2013 2:14

Well the family cookouts should be interesting, at least.

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