By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 17:22 - United States - Seattle

Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML
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Pleonasm 35

The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.

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xlord 27

Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'

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Pleonasm 35

The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.

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Damian95 16

Well that's a crooked statement.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

^Stop twisting his words.

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Qwermy 16

Best penis name ever.

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xlord 27

Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'

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jojimugo 20

Grandparents + alcohol + new partner is never a good mix

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yetanotherginger 19

*always. It's *always* a good mix. That's why we come to this site

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ShadowNinja445 12

Says the guy with KINGVELEZ77 as their username.

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chanellgymnast 17

Grannies strikes again!

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iammeorami 25

no

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IAmJad 18

Good question.

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ironichalibut 24

Society has become so odd. Looking to the horizon, it looks to only get weirder. Buckle in people, there's a long, crazy road ahead.

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astralvagan 20

At least they didn't ask him if he wanted to be in a "senior sandwich"

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MidnaLink 33

Nasty vision coming through! Must bleach brain NOW!

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

Oh grandparents and their lack of filters on their thoughts. it's pretty admirable in my opinion.

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AHappyGoth 14

Well the family cookouts should be interesting, at least.

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