Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML
Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML
Today, I abandoned my wife at a family party when her sister's husband cornered me and began telling me about his amputee fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s soon to be ex-wife was supposed to go on a trip with her sister, so I came over for the weekend while she was gone. She came home saying she’s not going anymore because her sister cancelled. I had to wait inside a hot closet for 4 hours hungry as fuck until I could escape when she was showering. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I walked in on my live-in sister masturbating my husband. He currently has injuries on both arms and they’re both in a cast. She told me he was “horny” and needed to “take some pressure off” so she wanted to “help” because she "was home at the time.” They both seriously see nothing wrong with this. FML
Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
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LeonKennedy45 10
You should convince him to pay you gas money
rouh_fml 4
Did the sister say leave? She's only the only one who matters here, you didn't go for her husband, you went for her!
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Comments (56)
meaganxo 14
Well, did you leave?
friedpwnadge 25
Tell him to go and ********** because you didn't drive four hours to get kicked out of the house and not visit with your sister for a bit.
nnnope 26
is it duck season already?
Mauskau 36
I hope op didn't leave because her brother in law is selfish.
groovycrazyjoe 18
@34 he could've invited her to join then it wouldn't be selfish
botanistjessica 24
I'm sorry, but with her sister? Ew.
groovycrazyjoe 18
@46 sad but true some couples like to experiment
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@49, I'm sure some couples do like to experiment... but not with family. Hopefully.
Crofty92 17
@49 Maybe you're family, but dont count us with the rest of you.
LeonKennedy45 10
You should convince him to pay you gas money
Zebediabolical 45
If it was for any reason but sex, I wouldn't leave.
RedPillSucks 33
butt sex *adolescent giggle*
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
#65 oh hey Jiraiya
rouh_fml 4
Did the sister say leave? She's only the only one who matters here, you didn't go for her husband, you went for her!
ThePieGuy0817 29
Make him pay for the ride. Or, perhaps, just find something to do in the area and come back later.
Despereaux 15
Lives lives?
etishuman22 32
After I realized she had written "lives lives" I then read the next two words as "four fours". WTF, brain!
insomnimaniak 19
No one likes a **** blocker
chuckcloninger 12
What a retard
perdix 31
Go away for 15 minutes, and when you come back, don't sit on that couch.
RedPillSucks 33
More like 3 minutes. Tell him, she's seen his wing-wang wittle-willy
smacky187 9
Did u stay and watch the show?
JACKxRAWR 22
The ****, man! Would you want to watch your sister get ploughed by someone? Geez.
FlyingMonkey228 5
I like his honesty. Put your hand out because he's paying you to go to the cinema for a few hours.