Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happened to be my 18 year-old sister. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Awkward
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
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11XVI 2
Was she hot?
H4H 15
Incest is NOT a wincest
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ber4fun 23
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That's still means you don't have to deal with the troubles of worrying about getting a girl pregnant or catching any STDs. Don't feel so bad about it.
tarlax 11
You mean looking at a naked woman can get her pregnant or give you STDs? Oh shit.
PMprotege 9
that explains the sudden itching after watching ****
English_Dave 3
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Ooh unlucky, don't tell your friends. Don't worry about the lack of women in your life, most are only interested in what's happening on social media
Tripartita 45
Says the dude posting comments on some form of social media. In any case, I'm suuure the chicks dig generalizations.
WinterChild 20
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Draxomaximus 10
Doesn't seem too terribly bad. provides more for sibling bonding, eh?
TheKingOfHearts 19
are you crazy
Draxomaximus 10
I meant, you know, for being closer. not anything weird like that.
InfiniteSunshine 32
If they got closer and bonded after the OP saw his sister naked, it's still weird and gross. "I love you sister, I'm so happy I accidentally saw you without any clothes on, it really makes me feel more connected to you."
ThatGuyBrennen1 13
Now she may be your sister but she ain't mine so pics or it didn't happen.
Ben14h 22
Who cares when you see a girl naked for the first time. It's just creepy that it was your sister (although probably not intentional)
Soparot 29
Let's hope it wasn't intentional...
Driving_Gaming 22
I haven't.
DumbassRoaster 22
Oh please I'm 12 and have gotten a handjob
thatweirdasian 22
Uh..............
InfiniteSunshine 32
You're acting like this makes you better than the OP, it doesn't. Despite that society puts sex on a pedestal, having any kind of sexual experience before other people, or at a young age, is really just meaningless. It means nothing and gives no indication that you're better than other people. Getting a handjob at 12 isn't something to be proud of, just be a kid for god sake, you'll regret it later if you don't.
NYGiants1925 22
Do you want a medal?
trucker2 33
Well G kiddo are you right-handed or left-handed
zman938 8
Doing that stuff at 12 isn't good
jasonrellet 22
Oh please when I was a newborn I saw boobs for the first time, real adult boobs! But seriously dude you aren't cool, you're probably not even telling the truth
Im_Sleepy_Gamer 12
Uh bullshit
rahil23 3
by his hand
Muskrat777 13
Older or Younger?
HeyPeople13 16
Was it worth it?
DrChrisOfWumbo 12
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