Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happened to be my 18 year-old sister. FML

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

Awkward

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

Check 'em

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

Late bloomer

Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML