Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happened to be my 18 year-old sister. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Awkward
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
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11XVI 2
Was she hot?
H4H 15
Incest is NOT a wincest
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Comments (99)
gracehi 33
First penis I ever saw in real was my brother's. I went to wake him up for school and his morning wood fell out of his boxers. I screamed and ran out of the room. The worst part? It was enormous. I've been married twice now and it's still the biggest dick I've ever seen.
Thegoofygoober 15
well think of it this way, your offspring will be well endowed
gracehi 33
Ha ha! I suppose.
jasonrellet 22
Suck that biggie, jk incest isn't cool
ID_H23 4
As long as you had fun kiddo.
sighlifeman 12
heh..heh.. oh man
NoseToNose 13
You waited for nineteen years to see a girl naked, and it was your sister. Failed. Try Again at Life.
ginger528 4
Get what you can get, yanno? Incest is wincest fam
Fireant_man 6
I know you are a odd people you are from Victorian but tell stuff like this it may be time to move to Tasmania
hahaonyoubiatch 6
If it was by accident then it's whatever...
dantedevil500 13
Incest IS winsest
unfuqnreal 15
You really need to turn off the xbox all your other games computers etc go outside the door to experience life
maggeei 16
I really don't think 19 is too late...