Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, while discussing my family on a date, I mentioned that my parents are divorced. She immediately got up and left without a word. FML
Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
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ihartmytdi 23
To each their own; everybody needs someone
TypicalSenpai 14
It could be her way of coping, sadly. I'm sorry OP. .-.
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Comments (125)
gracehi 33
Your mom is an adult. She can date whenever she wants. Until the man she's seeing comes into your life, it's really none of your business.
liza1922 7
It's not your place to tell her/have an opinion concerning when it's appropriate for her to date.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe divorce counciling wouldn't be a bad idea
carola_xy 0
Dead
tlnorman 18
It's her business and if that's what she wants who are you to judge. She's an adult.
LVtaytay 12
At least she's honest
MissBehavin77 18
It may not be easy on you but as a married woman myself, I completely understand your mothers needs for some fun and sex. Keep in mind that she needs to be happy too
CoffeeRiot 4
I'd be kind of disgusted with my mom if she said that.
Fmlsea 28
why because a woman isnt allowed to want to have fun or sex ?? op started the conversation with her mum, its not the mums fault that op doesnt like the answer she got .at least she was honest and not lying to her.
vidala1991 12
Oh that sucks :(
RedPillSucks 33
well, we're not entirely sure she will go that far.
FenderM 5
If the divorce just came through last week, it's been at least months since the marriage ended. My own divorce, also in MN, spread out over two years. Her dating is not about you. Don't make it about you.