By Hopslammer - 17/06/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
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Monii_Harlz 11

AHAHAHAHAHA! sorry that's so funny, kids remember smoking kills and apparently makes you shit your pants - eventually

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dudeitsdanny 9

My aunt ignored small coughs for 2 years.. They built up in frequency and intensity.. And she ignored those for 7 years.. When she started coughing more violently, and decided to get checked out since she watched my cousin's little girl, she discovered she had developed cancer. A cancer that covered almost her entire left lung. She was in chemotherapy for 6 months, seemed better, then died in serious pain 3 months later. Better hope your cough isn't half as serious, even if it sounds much more intense.

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ceceliuhh 0

inb4 YOU DESERVE IT FOR SMOKING HURRDURRRRR

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IAmTheHeavens 0

I think that boat already sailed kiddo. Unless your one of those early teen smokers. Which it seems like you are.

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magentaballoon15 8

#36, It's the sound of idiocracy, and is somewhat like the word "Duh" but somewhat more rude,( if I am correct. I might not be...)

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Livinia 11

Well if you fail to quit smoking, I suggest investing in some diapers.

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cjgqsmooth 0

are you sure those are cigarettes you smokin?

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jess6blondie9 2

That's a pretty harsh cough to make you shit yourself! Hope your quitting smoking goes well. (:

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captainTexas84 0

how did u know that was "poo" unless you've tasted it before? p.s. what is the point of the words poo and bum can't u just say crap or sh*t and butt or ass?

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lulututu 4

Maybe that's just how they talk. Does it really matter dude.?

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jayyluhv 0

it doesn't. it was just a question.

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LilliPage 17

What is the point of the words "crap" or "sh*t" and "butt" or "ass" when you can be polite and say "poo" and "bum"? Not only is it more polite, but "poo" is less letters than "crap" or "sh*t" and "bum" is less letters than "butt"

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1215116a 14

What does tasting have to do with this...at all?

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shovels 0

would you rather cough up blood and then decide to quit?

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lindseyluvszac 4

I work on the Cardio Vascular Unit and I see long time smokers here ALL the time getting Triple, Quadruple Bypasses. So...what time would you like your appt. to be?

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