Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
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doc_j 0
yeah i got nothin funny for this one. op that sucks man. wait WTF who buys someone a bag of apples?
killgrace666 0
haha that would have been an interesting sight
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Comments (138)
DreamRose 5
Wow, that does suck, OP. Homeless people should learn to share, even if they don't have anything.
lmaoatall 6
didn't you read the sign? no feeding the wild animals! let nature run it's natural course. interfering in such a way can cause irrational and unpredictable responces within the wild kingdom. I know you had good intentions though.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi, feeding the poor isn't helpful it teaches them to rely on others..
Grimmerie 31
what if they can't feed themselves? then they die. that's awful. i always felt bad begging but I'm alive today.
docscientist 10
42 - That's a misinformed view if I ever saw one.
Olovio 5
lulz
Ukeee_X 19
Now now OP, buying poisoned apples is a no-no. Snow White dissaproves.
asianive 0
I don't give anything to homeless people. They are so ungrateful.
xx000o 27
That will learn you
FallonFerSure 6
YDI for giving the apples to the wrong homeless man :)
jkjorn 18
Reminds me of the saying "no good deed goes unpunished". Some people just can't be helped no matter how hard you try. fyl, and theirs.
FallonFerSure 6
I love that haha
EvilDave 13
Now you know why you shouldn't give the homeless anything. Many are mentally ill and should be hospitalized, but that would be a violation of their rights, don't ya know.