Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled, "Hello?" There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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iluvevil01 11
you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?
Beebow_fml 5
Run over there and kick it over.
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Comments (150)
RokNRoll11 9
so you don't have a stalker
ashleii2010 0
Lmfao!!
Alex6262alex 0
FAIL!!!!
carnage1108 0
obviously a woman because a man has never reacted to anything in that manner
holyjigglypuff12 0
you should have played cod
holyjigglypuff12 0
you should have played cod
prossad 0
You should've watched it burn!!
FFPulley 9
Lay off the meth!!!!
FFPulley 9
I'm not on roids u stupid ****. why does everyone assume, when someone goes in a gym and works their ass off and gets results, that they are on steroids? I'm 6'1" and I weigh 215 lbs. if I were on steroids is be a lot bigger.
FFPulley 9
by the way. read my profile. I'm a fireman, would you want sone skinny little prick dragging your ass out of a burning building? no. and get a very thorough drug test once a month. soooooo FACE!
mazochyst 10
Maybe you need glasses. B-)
Missmonie1 7
Failure lmao