Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine walking in front of me. We're really good friends and we joke around a lot, so I jokingly whistled at him and slapped his butt. Turns out it wasn't my friend, it was the new guy. Hello, sexual harassment charges. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I was chatting with a new guy at work. He cracked a joke about me and I jokingly gave him a light push on the shoulder. Half a second after I touched him, he threw himself back and hit the floor yelling in "pain". Now I'm suspended because of this psycho. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
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redbluegreen 41
"No, I thought you were my friend you see. You have the same kind of butt— Not that I was looking at your butt. It's just from behind... Oh shit."
NyteProwleR 0
Wow what a loser, to file charges for that you'd have to be a real prick.
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Comments (33)
the_deuce 0
LMFAO that is TOTALLY something i would do!!!! lls awww sorry dude
Overcast117 5
That's hot. Wait, what? YDI for doing that without being positive it was your friend.
UncleverName_FYL 0
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree Sexual Harassment Panda! Who explains sexual harassment to you and me Sexual Harassment Panda! Don't say that, don't touch there, Don't be nasty says the silly bear He's come to tell you what's right and wrong Sexual Harassment Panda! OP did you know when one little panda slaps another little panda’s butt, that’s sexual harassment?? that makes me a sad panda. :(
JHM_27 0
WTF?? u havce some serious issues of ur own dude! i suggest going to a mental hospital :)
cosmolilly 0
you win best comment ever on FML :D
nprugby11 0
It's a South Park reference, no need for mental hospitalization
Ucla_cupcake 0
Hahahaha I remember this South Park episode. Everyone was suing everyone lol
Zamax 0
Hey! We don't take kindly to yer types round here!
DameGreyWulf 1
Always make sure beforehand YDI
Desapig 0
Too bad girls will file charges for things much less "harassing" than an ass pat.
masquerade08 0
Depends on if you're creepy. Some people are just creepy. Granted with those people, I tell them to back the F off. If they don't, then I beat them in the parking lot.
writergirl69 0
... The new guy wasn't a girl, sweetheart.
crudeandrudeguy 29
"Beat them" in the parking lot huh?
hellFighter 0
No seriously, just tell him you thought it was your friend. It's so stupid... I think we all know he's not a ****, he just wanted to play a joke on his friend and got the wrong person by mistake.
lovesucksxxx 0
I agree with #30, that's too weird. No one's afraid of being called gay, straight guys just don't like DOING anything gay. If I were his coworker I definitely would NOT be amused. Nothing against actual gays but I'm straight and like it that way.
thisismythugboys 0
obviously you don't play sports. most people do that all the time. gay or straight
JlynnS 11
Chill out ... it is still funny
JlynnS 11
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
itsz_madi_bro 0
wtf?? this new guy must have issues.......