By introuble - 23/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine walking in front of me. We're really good friends and we joke around a lot, so I jokingly whistled at him and slapped his butt. Turns out it wasn't my friend, it was the new guy. Hello, sexual harassment charges. FML
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redbluegreen 40
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"No, I thought you were my friend you see. You have the same kind of butt— Not that I was looking at your butt. It's just from behind... Oh shit."

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NyteProwleR 0
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Wow what a loser, to file charges for that you'd have to be a real prick.

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JarJarBinks_fml 0
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YDI for slapping another guy's butt

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CrackhouseDoug 0

You should sue him back for false charges. After all, he is the new guy and who is everyone going to support?

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NyteProwleR 0
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Wow what a loser, to file charges for that you'd have to be a real prick.

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thepowerofone 0
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yeah, people are just pansies now-a-days

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redshortsx 0

he never saidthe guy actually filed sexual harassment charges against him.I'm sure if he explains he won't sue him

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dcea 17
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yeah. "pressing charges for sexual misconduct is for losers". you're promoting rape culture.

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T1A2Z3 34
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Oh my god how dare someone not enjoy sexual assault...

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redbluegreen 40
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"No, I thought you were my friend you see. You have the same kind of butt— Not that I was looking at your butt. It's just from behind... Oh shit."

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inconvienentgurl 0

LMAO!!! n u'd not have to have some kind of proof that you did it... n it was his 1st day...y couldnt he just feel like that was how u welcome ppl around there... u could of just said that ne way.

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shamille 5
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Welcome to the company! Ready for your initiation? *wink wink*

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redbluegreen 40
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Work, the new and [somewhat] improved sorority!

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tenkenshi 2

LOL, no need to say that much. Just say you thought he was someone else and give him the apologetic butt slap.

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JlynnS 11
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Classic... I love it..

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writergirl69 0
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Okay, can anyone here translate #5's message into English?

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joblessalex 0
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"laughing my ass off"!!!!! and you'd not have to have some kind of proof that you did it? it was his first day. Why couldn't he just feel like that was how you welcome people around here? You could of just said that anyway. Best I could do because it was so choppy. Enjoy!

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teentee401 36
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^good job

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awuh_man 0

this is where I say harrassment lawsuit- like a boss! congrats! :DDDDDD

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junjouromantica 0

Yay, for references. Hahaha.

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DrAwesome 6
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Meet a giant fish!

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dyld921 2
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I don't want to be called stupid, I just don't like DOING anything stupid. I have nothing against actual people with Down Syndrome but I'm smart and I'd like to keep it that way.

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dyld921 2
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I'm not afraid of being called retarded, I just don't like DOING anything retarded. I'm not against any actual people with Down syndrome, but I'm smart and I'd like to keep it that way.

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redbluegreen 40
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Fuck its brains out! ;D

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athiest_pope 0

YDI

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Ranoona 0
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Thats really funny ;D.

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giganticbrain 0
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HA! Good gaming unexpected people is always good fun.

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DrAwesome 6
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YDI for talking to sexual harassment charges.

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mister_moops 0

lol.

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sublime93 0

Total, total win.

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Gargananana 1
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I can't believe I laughed at that.

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MemoriesOfOblivi 1
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Hahaha! DrAwesome! You sure are awesome! I lol'd! :D

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kkbabe01xo 0
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haha it surprises me that this actually made me laugh XD

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cassiljiha 0

I don't think this is real. -.- I've read so many "embarrassing stories" JUST like this. Gah.

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missalkali 8
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are you honestly saying that you think it's fake because it happens a lot?! it happens to everyone all the time, they see what they think is their friend and greet them however they greet that friend and it turns out to be someone else. I don't believe it's never happened to you!!

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