Work, Friends and Wanker: Wankers!

Wankers!

By Whoops - 28/06/2025 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80

You deserved it 1 173

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Just a prank, bro

By Lucas - 11/02/2022 06:00

Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 766

You deserved it 225

By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 406

You deserved it 829

By Ex-Employee - 31/07/2016 02:14 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 154

You deserved it 1 021

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 491

You deserved it 2 649

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 147

You deserved it 7 938

Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 009

You deserved it 11 237

By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 940

You deserved it 14 885

By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 718

You deserved it 5 313

Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 104

You deserved it 3 943

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 08:45 - Canada

Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 286

You deserved it 4 157

UnbrokenRose 11

Saturday 28 June 2025 19:24

People like you are so f*cking gross. Not only did you cause your friend to lose his job, but you made everyone around him (who has nothing to do with your pranks) uncomfortable in the process. Maybe now you'll learn the difference between a harmless prank, and just being an outright assh*le.

d j mom 9

Saturday 28 June 2025 14:24

are you gonna pay your buddie's rent now? cuz that was a low class move.

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d j mom 9

Saturday 28 June 2025 14:24

are you gonna pay your buddie's rent now? cuz that was a low class move.

poopface82 23

Saturday 28 June 2025 14:51

So you got a person fired as a prank. That is what people call an absolute dick move. You better sack up and pay his bills for a while until he lands a new job. And after that, all of you belong in prison.

Thaylok 17

Saturday 28 June 2025 16:39

1) FAFO 2) Can I guess at how <Sarcasm> cute and smart </Sarcasm> you are? Believe it or not, yes I can. Here's hoping he gets you fired by being a total asshat too.

easybree 10

Saturday 28 June 2025 19:02

why tf would you think that’s cool?

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 8 July 2025 18:51

Because only ONE of them had the working brain cell, and he was apparently hoarding it to keep it from OP...

UnbrokenRose 11

Saturday 28 June 2025 19:24

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 28 June 2025 22:16

Why did the boss fire him? He wasn't even part of it! If he had kicked you out, that'd been OK, but to fire him because his friends made a prank like this seems to be a little over the top.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 29 June 2025 1:56

If the boss knew that OP and his fellow idiots were friends of his employee then he'd expect the guy to keep them in check while they were amongst genuine customers. And since it sounds like OP is stupid enough to have done this shit before, chances are the boss is at least aware of who they are, and possibly even that they've repeated similar stunts in the past.