Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
"I'm just writing this because someone saw and I want to make it look like I'm giving you my details. Have fun with repairs!"
singer0421 32
Classic "pretend to write a note so I'm not suspicious" move. People will do anything to get out of trouble. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (54)
Jasim 17
The more reason I hate people.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh. Shit happens. Least you were not hurt.
JayGatsby 25
edit: I wrote a comment but I accidentally responded to the wrong comment and I can't delete my comment
Darkblade21 20
In true Jersey nature.
iheartstupid 4
If they left a note like that, it was probably because they knew someone saw, so they had to make it look like they were doing the right thing. Reach out to the management of the store, and if they don't have tapes, post an ad or something asking for whoever saw it to get in touch with you. Regardless, report it to the police.
lyricalservant 21
At least he was apologetic. FYL
Clawsified 6
So he left his fingerprints and a handwriting sample for you to take to the police? How considerate of him.
pjsr 33
This isn't television! Unless it's murder or millions, police don't take fingerprints and hire handwriting experts.
Clawsified 6
Are you a police officer?
capnbzarr 43
Cop or not, #24 is correct.
patrickalamo 48
Check the cameras... If there are any
Johnnycake23 42
Well that's almost taking responsibility! Yay silver lining!!
GunSlinger69 19
Lmao! Sorry OP though.
EdmTeacherGirl 2
There are hopefully cameras looking out on the parking lot so you may be able to see who did it. And if you have comprehensive coverage, you may only have to pay the deductible (I know that's all I paid when it happened to me). Good luck OP!