By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 13:00 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke
Today, as a priest, I was invited to the home of a lady who claimed that the face of Jesus had appeared to her. She took me upstairs to her bathroom and... it was poo. She genuinely thought she could see Jesus in the poo sitting in her toilet bowl. FML
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I refer you to my profile picture. If you think you see Jesus in anything, let alone your shit, you need your head examined. And don't get me started on why religious people are nuts. For one thing, the character limit isn't big enough.

By  melisssa87  |  30

You went there to see Jesus face in something, poo or toast or snot, it’s all just as bad to believe in it.
You shouldn’t judge as a priest because to others you are exactly like that poo lady

By  Mungolikecandy  |  19

That was a s**tty thing to do.

By  ViviMage  |  38

Perform a ritualistic flush down the loo thanking Jesus for gracing us with His bowely presence today!

Then leave, quickly!