By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 13:00 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, as a priest, I was invited to the home of a lady who claimed that the face of Jesus had appeared to her. She took me upstairs to her bathroom and... it was poo. She genuinely thought she could see Jesus in the poo sitting in her toilet bowl. FML
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Zekfen 17

So it wasn’t just your normal bull shit, but was holy shit.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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To be fair, religion is full of shit, so she's kinda right.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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To be fair, religion is full of shit, so she's kinda right.

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Juraj Repinac 5
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You must really have a lot of friends with this attitude

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Emma Marshall 19

You mean a grown up, realistic attitude? Lol ^. And who would wanna be friends with someone THIS religious.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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I refer you to my profile picture. If you think you see Jesus in anything, let alone your shit, you need your head examined. And don't get me started on why religious people are nuts. For one thing, the character limit isn't big enough.

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tr3yr 13

It’s just mad disrespectful. Period.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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tr3yr - Who gives a Jesus-shaped shit?

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Zekfen 17

So it wasn’t just your normal bull shit, but was holy shit.

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acmariner99 25
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Is this how priests become atheists?

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Mungolikecandy 19

That was a s**tty thing to do.

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WHSKitty4ever 23
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I don’t know if I believe this really happened, bc, what is a priest doing on FuckMyLife?

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ViviMage 38

Perform a ritualistic flush down the loo thanking Jesus for gracing us with His bowely presence today! Then leave, quickly!

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mekiswrite 21
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Note to OP: no more house calls

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Glowworm56 26
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Did you perform an exorcism instead and flush it down the toilet?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"Your mother sucks cocks in Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell..." "My mother was a saint! Now, where's the bleach?"

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Suzi_d16 27
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The lord works in mysterious ways.

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Itsbeenalong 5

"I don't always poo, but when I do.... holy shit " Jesus 12:10:23

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