All of those people are only related by your parents' marriage, so it's technically legal, even if it does feel gross. Or do you just feel left out of the pseudo-incest lovin'?

Sounds like the Bold and the Beautiful.

Your family is just like mine.

Incest is best...relatively speaking...

it's not inbreeding but it sure sounds like you live in the sticks

A family that plays together stays together.

Is that you Honey Boo boo?

Plot twist: mom and dad are bro and sis

Quick get outta there

At least they're not blood-related... Although it will be weird telling people your brother married your sister...