The family tree is a stump

By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 12:00

Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

All of those people are only related by your parents' marriage, so it's technically legal, even if it does feel gross. Or do you just feel left out of the pseudo-incest lovin'?

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wmayrhofer 18

it's not inbreeding but it sure sounds like you live in the sticks

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BurnInDemonFire 34

All of those people are only related by your parents' marriage, so it's technically legal, even if it does feel gross. Or do you just feel left out of the pseudo-incest lovin'?

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Yudith 24

Sounds more like "Down and Dirty", the Italian movie.

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KebbyWebby 9

Your family is just like mine.

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wmayrhofer 18

it's not inbreeding but it sure sounds like you live in the sticks

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skippydoda 32

A family that plays together stays together.

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Zekfen 17

Is that you Honey Boo boo?

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Jay Bourgeois 8

Plot twist: mom and dad are bro and sis

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1DisGR8 32

At least they're not blood-related... Although it will be weird telling people your brother married your sister...

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