The family tree is a stump

By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 12:00

Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 513
You deserved it 359

Same thing different taste

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All of those people are only related by your parents' marriage, so it's technically legal, even if it does feel gross. Or do you just feel left out of the pseudo-incest lovin'?

it's not inbreeding but it sure sounds like you live in the sticks

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All of those people are only related by your parents' marriage, so it's technically legal, even if it does feel gross. Or do you just feel left out of the pseudo-incest lovin'?

Sounds more like "Down and Dirty", the Italian movie.

KebbyWebby 9

Your family is just like mine.

it's not inbreeding but it sure sounds like you live in the sticks

A family that plays together stays together.

Zekfen 17
Jay Bourgeois 8

Plot twist: mom and dad are bro and sis

At least they're not blood-related... Although it will be weird telling people your brother married your sister...