i swear i hate when people don't flush the toilet after themselves

"Floating remnants" makes me think that the person did flush just not everything went down.

Survivors of Downsizing found after last being seen in a pizza joint.

The moment when you use a toilet and realize the water pressure isn't strong enough and you PANIC

Does it really matter that the bathroom is unisex?

Yes it does. If it was like a mens room or women's room, then there would have been most likely more toilets and that could seem like someone else left it. Unisex bathroom's from my knowledge have only one toilet, therefore more people at once can't use it(i hope).

Like they say on CSI, we got a floater.

Those physical therapists get EVERYTHING moving!