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Shit happens
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Show it anywayShit does happen, especially near a toilet. If it was on the tv or the counter I can see assuming it was a toy, or if your kid is a teen. But no matter where the shit was I'd use a bag.
Theres a certain beetle out there that will help clean up the dung……....….… dung beetle ftw
Shit, OP, that really stinks.
Should put it under his pillow
There's a very distinct difference between human shit and toy shit. Just gotta figure out what it is, that's all.
its brock what did u expect
haha if it looks like poo, smells like poo, is warm like poo, it's probably poo
You should pay more attention OP... Like the afore comment said.
Doesnt the first sentance pretty much clarifys that it is, in fact, poo?
Ok second sentance. Sheesh
Even though the second sentence does mention poop this comment make sense if it looks like smells like it( pretty funny they didn't notice the smell) and feels warm ( poo is normally around your average body temperature so it would feel warm if you placed your hands close to it ( if anyone goes home and tries to debunk this YDI. Hope someone walks in on you trying to touch your own poo)
It's probably poo your dealing with
The second sentence of the FML. Come on keep up with the game my friend.
on the bright side, you didn't get scared by a cat and sit on the poop. *squish*
That "stinks"
NO
So does your "comment".
no...... just no...,
You should put it on his pillow, see who got the last laugh.
The son would still, the mother would end up needing to wash it.
Well thought ^
now this may be cruel and unusual punishment OP but i think you should slap him upside the head with your poo-covered hand..
OP: *squish* "Sweet Mary, mother of Jesus! Why did I pick it up?! I can't believe this shit!" *sniffs hand and gags*
Okay
don'tworry #12. I thought your comments were pretty amusing c:
Most of your comments get thumbs down. ( I DON'T STALK U I JUST READ LOTTA COMMENTS!)
How about you don't put actions with your sentences, and just comment. *Slaps GoW_Chick with a slice of pizza*
Well... Doesn't it smell like shit? Ydi
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Shit happens
haha if it looks like poo, smells like poo, is warm like poo, it's probably poo