By burnt38392 - 24/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
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smashgrab 0

Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!

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felipe87 2

yea! now you get to torch a desk. bigger is better

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mgt90 0

Well at least u got that sun of a witch outta ur lufe. good luck getting the stain off.

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Ninja_Talorabee 0

get this stuff called Advantage it works for everuthing pretty much:)

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hahasluts 0

smokey the bear disapproves of this. to get over a abusive boyfriend, it would have been better to just call the cops on him and laugh at the thought of him getting raped in prison. lighting stuff on fire is for people without heated homes.

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SexiShay615 0

all of u stupid bitches who said she deserved this... go burn in hell he was abusive and u r a ******* bitch! burn in ******* hell

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Yodimon 0

Ouch... That seems a little... Satanic to me. Do you think your ex is Satan?

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