Morning, Wake up and Parents: You OK mom? - FML

You OK mom?

By today - 09/09/2021 12:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up in a good mood, and I excitedly shared with my mom that I was in a "wonderful mood." Her response was to yell at me because she’s "had it with my fucking sarcasm." She refuses to believe I wasn’t being sarcastic. Day ruined. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 September 2021 20:47

Your whole day ruined? Are you being sarcastic again? You can be pissed off at her for a few minutes, but you should be able to recover and have a very good day. Am I being sarcastic? Who knows for sure?

treehead42 10

Friday 10 September 2021 0:41

Sounds like the reason why you are in a bad mood a lot of the time is because of your mom.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 September 2021 20:47

Your whole day ruined? Are you being sarcastic again? You can be pissed off at her for a few minutes, but you should be able to recover and have a very good day. Am I being sarcastic? Who knows for sure?

Brandy Plapp 15

Thursday 9 September 2021 23:31

Never let anyone piss on your parade or in your Cheerios!! Enjoy your day 😁

treehead42 10

Friday 10 September 2021 0:41

Sounds like the reason why you are in a bad mood a lot of the time is because of your mom.

Yudith 24

Friday 10 September 2021 18:20

Have a wonderful day. That will show her.

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