FML : Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow,...

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Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By laptitesouris - / Sunday 31 March 2013 23:35 / France - Pertuis

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By Hypertudism | 15

#5430201 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:13

Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin.
That's how my parents lied to me so why not?

By ShananaginsLOL | 13

#5430199 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:13

Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a dildo

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By HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5430197 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:11

You thief! Shame on you, how dare you steal a tooth for your own gain. From your child at that -__-

SaxophoneHero | 12

#5430487 - Monday 1 April 2013 15:44

Can you believe the nerve of some people?

musicluvr2000 | 11

#5431091 - Tuesday 2 April 2013 0:19

Can you believe the idiocy of some people?

By ElricMustang | 23

#5430198 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:11

Everyone's got their favorite

By ShananaginsLOL | 13

#5430199 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:13

Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a dildo

By israelnotjacob | 20

#5430200 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:13

I was wondering that too, but at any rate if it's a sex toy the parent deserves it for putting this where it can be found. Kids may be good at finding stuff because they snoop around, but when it comes to that kind of thing it should be under lock and key at all times if you have kids.

By Hypertudism | 15

#5430201 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:13

Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin.
That's how my parents lied to me so why not?

Anomomous | 15

#5526884 - Sunday 9 June 2013 7:31

Or how about, oh, I don't know, DON'T LIE?

xyris_fml | 28

#6673166 - Wednesday 17 August 2016 5:53

109, the tooth fairy as a whole is a lie. so is Santa, as well as the Easter Bunny. you wanna take away a kid's childhood?

By kristadoodle | 8

#5430202 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:13

*Dick

By tygerarmy | 35

#5430204 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:13

Tell him you lost a tooth and the tooth fairy brought that for you.

Then get him a little toy tomorrow.

By ryan112 | 12

#5430205 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:14

The vibrating duck makes it move in the water while you bathe!! Come on people! :P

Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5430208 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:15

Gets the man on OP's little boat going as well? ;)

By HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5430207 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:14

Why don't you give him the duck? It's only fair.

botanistjessica | 24

#5430460 - Monday 1 April 2013 14:34

Hey, good idea. We can just give him a bunch of dildos too and it should make up for everything!

By Lorysa | 11

#5430209 - Monday 1 April 2013 9:15

I think she's talking about one of those waterproof vibrating rubber duckies - they're disguised to look like a bath toy. It's not like a realistic duck blow up doll...