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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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Phoenixke 16

Monday 7 January 2013 16:11

Should have given him water and said it was vodka...

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Monday 7 January 2013 16:12

How can you even say he is a gentleman?

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Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 8 January 2013 11:12

that's when you express your dissapointment and bash him on the head so he falls in it.

Aelita_Jezebelle 1

Friday 25 January 2013 17:46

I think he was already drunk enough.

MisUnFortunate 31

Thursday 13 February 2014 10:47

This was beautifully phrased. :'D

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