Miscellaneous: Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother...

By Trainspotting - 03/04/2011 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML

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Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

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By SwingingGallows - 15/07/2016 15:43

Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML

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By emeraldarcher74 - 19/11/2016 18:34 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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By Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By singkong duleng - 18/08/2018 15:00

Today, I told my mom that my wife and I got her a birthday present, but she won't be getting it until April. That instantly pissed her off, cussing us out calling us cheap worthless selfish bastards. I was about to surprise her that she's finally going to be a grandma. FML

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IndianRapper 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:46

ur moms sorta a bitch im sorry:(

BobSock 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:48

What is " Mothering Sunday"?

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DoctorDeSalvo 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:40

11 wins.

Miss_Birthday 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:41

FYL for sure! I hate it when parents act like they know every single movement we do! One time when I went to the movies to my mom, I accidently let the large soda slip cuz my hand was cold and the cup was wet,and she started yelling at me saying "I know you did that on purpose, stop being ungrateful and making me waste money on something you don't want!". And I'm like WTF? ANYWAYS, hope your Momma stops PMSing anytime soon.

DoctorDeSalvo 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:48

i dont think 11 is even aware of how much that comment wins. charlie would be proud.

mhnilo88 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:48

she sounds like an ungrateful bastard.

jrmetz 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:49

#14 - the point isn't whether or not they deliver on Sundays- the point is that a gift WAS gotten for the mother and the 'mother' thinking so very highly of herself expected one, and was actually pissed and said all manner of unnecessary and hurtful comments when she didn't receive one 'when she wanted'- so in all technicality she is the idiot for being so selfish and ungrateful and unloving as a 'mother' and you also the idiot for placing blame wrongfully so, and name calling towards someone who doesn't deserve it.

Clover2009 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:04

If you're an ungrateful bastard, you should politely tell your mom that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. She sounds like an ungrateful bitch.