Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML
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Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML
Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
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IndianRapper 0
ur moms sorta a bitch im sorry:(
BobSock 1
What is " Mothering Sunday"?
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DoctorDeSalvo 0
11 wins.
Miss_Birthday 3
FYL for sure! I hate it when parents act like they know every single movement we do! One time when I went to the movies to my mom, I accidently let the large soda slip cuz my hand was cold and the cup was wet,and she started yelling at me saying "I know you did that on purpose, stop being ungrateful and making me waste money on something you don't want!". And I'm like WTF? ANYWAYS, hope your Momma stops PMSing anytime soon.
DoctorDeSalvo 0
i dont think 11 is even aware of how much that comment wins. charlie would be proud.
mhnilo88 0
she sounds like an ungrateful bastard.
jrmetz 0
#14 - the point isn't whether or not they deliver on Sundays- the point is that a gift WAS gotten for the mother and the 'mother' thinking so very highly of herself expected one, and was actually pissed and said all manner of unnecessary and hurtful comments when she didn't receive one 'when she wanted'- so in all technicality she is the idiot for being so selfish and ungrateful and unloving as a 'mother' and you also the idiot for placing blame wrongfully so, and name calling towards someone who doesn't deserve it.
Clover2009 0
If you're an ungrateful bastard, you should politely tell your mom that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. She sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
e077 15
Your mother is a motherfucking **** juggling thudercunt jus saying.
mk58 31
I see what you did there. ;) I wonder if it was you in the previous FML who caused OP so much grief...
varkey 7
you should have thrown the lunch in her face and left FYL
auto_da_fe 2
Your mom's a bitch that doesn't deserve shit.
johnboy1501 0
just say mothers day. wtf is wrong with people on here trying to seem correct and proper. it's a bloody fml website, not an English exam. jeez