Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
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Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
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lalatookasheema 8
I bet it felt great though
number0 8
That's why you fight fire with water, and not fire...
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Comments (186)
FriscoKidz 10
Well that should send a message, but if it didn't then pee on him next time.
lalatookasheema 8
*grabs urban dictionary*
Chainsword 0
Just beat the shit out of him. At least try.
huppypuppy 3
I didn't understand one word you just said...
iMagzzzy 0
How about you beat the shit out of him, Thug voice: dont take shit from nobody!
oh_your_god 15
Hey... At least you stood up for yourself! Good job!
mynewaccount 8
Why did you not tell the adult what has been happening when you were getting in trouble? Maybe he/she would have been more understanding if you had! I hope everything turns out fine! Hang in there!
murdersquirrel 15
I NEED AN ADULT!!!
fantasyworld 37
OP could have told someone. Faculty like to turn the other way when it comes to bullying.
FYLDeep 25
Work on your insults. It is possible to come up with some creative and incredibly offensive phrases without using cuss words.
screamo_neve 12
And then stand in front of the bully and stutter them out... He'd better write them on his hand!
Enslaved 36
"I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man!" "Shut up!"
stagefight1 0
I had the same thing happen to me. Stay strong, it gets better :)