Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
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Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
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lalatookasheema 8
I bet it felt great though
number0 8
That's why you fight fire with water, and not fire...
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Comments (186)
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Just HOW the HELL does he DESERVE it?? o_O
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Should have just made him "trip" down some stairs.
LoriLou 1
man forget that guy. least u can tell people u got detention for telling him S***
pike1346 3
Good for you. Seriously. Next time punch him in the nose as hard as u can. Don't stop punching till it is over
Leftoverjello 6
The chin, not the nose. Nobody ever got knocked out from being hit in the nose.
joshjosh04 4
Althow if u uppercut them in the nose just write it could kill them so watch out about that
JamesOnToast 5
It's worth it. Do the same next time too, it'll show that he can't just bully you, he'll lose interest.
Gibbel 3
I did something similar. Except I got suspended for shouting. "What?" Apparently that is not acceptable when you have a sub.
benhuck97 0
Dude, no body even has school this week.
hateevryone 14
did you tell them about how he bullied you? he needs detention too
terrask 11
Casey the punisher. 'nuff said.
PrimeStarscream 30
This is why schools are so fricken inept at handling it. They punish the wrong kid every time. It's disgusting!