Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
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Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
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lalatookasheema 8
I bet it felt great though
number0 8
That's why you fight fire with water, and not fire...
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Comments (186)
Pitcher 1
Your standing up for yourself though wich is always a good thing!
Sabrina8330 0
At least you fought back even though you just cussed him out. Good Job!! But FYL for getting a detention!
twilightluvr101 4
Yeah nd if he gets caught with the baby nine what he gonna do,.i think this plan needs to be a lil more, planned out hommieeee
Epicjulie 0
I know how that feels but I did not get detention. It was a gym class and we were running the 30 min run, and this one guy calls me fat plus a white hoe. Then I say f*** off you n**** and then he spat on my friends hoddie we told on him. The teacher told the principal I remember sitting there shaking and trying to tell him our side of the story… KARMA is coming for you!
ghostpwner_fml 0
I feel bad for you.
Cimba66 1
I was bullied for years, and was too afraid to stand up for myself. It really screwed with my teenage years and early adulthood. My parents later told me I should have knocked the s*** out of them back then. I would have if I had known I had their permission! Take the detention with a smile. Your self-esteem and dignity is well worth that price. Good luck!
Wazilla 0
I was repeatedly called filthy ****** in my math class last year, and i nearly got a detention for telling the kid to shut up. It sucks, but i did get to knock him the jaw after class though.
kei1108 13
Don't use physical violence or verbal abuse to end your problems.
blackman100 20
Don't you listen to commercials? You are always supposed to get an adult. The only problem with that is the fact that you now have no pride and are being trained to rely on an adult. Don't worry, you did what you had to do and no matter what anyone says, that is exactly what you should've done. I'm sure detention is worth sticking it to him.
blackman100 20
detention was worth it. (finishing 142)