Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
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Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
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lalatookasheema 8
I bet it felt great though
number0 8
That's why you fight fire with water, and not fire...
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Comments (186)
Chad_the_Brony 0
You should've made the detention worth it by knocking the ******** in the jaw. Sure you still get a detention, but you got a punch in to show him you're not ******* around anymore.
juturnaamo 29
I got suspended twice when I got tired of it. Sorry OP.
monster_tamer 11
That's how it works. Kid gets bullied, teachers ignore it or do next to nothing, and then when kid finally stands up, it's the KID who gets in trouble... What a ****** up system we have.
Pazu_fml 10
This was basically my childhood, too. Bullies aren't always the big, stupid delinquents you see on TV - they're often an innocent-looking teacher's pet who manipulates adults into looking the other way while they make life horrible for other kids.
juturnaamo 29
They never seem to be getting the beatings at home that TV claims they do either. Unless those were "I'm sorry" Coach purses.
KMtheDrummer 6
So true...
Epicjulie 0
This is my LIFE!
Rick_S 3
But you stood up to the bully, and that's what really matters. Good for you!
Dcm210 19
skip detention,kick his ass.
MyMoments 5
That's not even right... :/
jquiggy 0
We had this problem in our high school. A student with cerebral palsy (whom was a friend of mine) was being bullied to the point of crying in class. When he finally told me who was doing it I had to take care of the problem myself. I put him against the wall and told him if he did that shit again he was going to swallow his ******* teeth.
jellyD 1
This is a sad one. No doubt the Admin and teachers are aware, but OP got caught. You need to get others who were there to step up and support you! Good luck
rubberduckie72 4
the system is messed up now. in my day there were no programs to stop bullying and for the most part the teachers knew who was getting bullied. thT being said i was bullied and when i faught back the teachers would seperate us and tell the bully well i tjink she has had enough and you should probably leave her alone. happened about five times when i got tired of different peple.
hemz_fml 13
I like your ethics, lol man where would we be without black people,