Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Yelling Douchebags Incorporated.
philtheawesome 0
what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...
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philtheawesome 0
what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...
ElectricEffect 13
OP has slowly been replacing it with water. in the weeks before it's quite possible her mother couldn't taste much of a difference depending on how much OP drained and refilled. In fact, water tends to strengthen the taste of alcohol and bring out it's full flavor.
snippyxD 7
mixing vodka with water will also turn a pale gray color so it's a wonder she hasn't noticed it b4.
Beans12345 5
Yeah but there was still some vodka left
mruizk9 7
sucks to be you!
thewife5 19
but it just now tastes like water.. lol
Person1233 12
Simple. Tell her you replaced it with water and wanted to confront her about her problem.
Person1233 12
You're 2 months late to the party.
Person1233 12
The ****. That reply belongs to the comment below. FML.
Yousuck24 21
It's okay 48, we all make mistakes.
hairguitarhero 5
except chuck norris
philtheawesome 0
lol nice
Yousuck24 21
Friday? Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, everybody's looking forward to the weekend, partying, partying, yeah, partying partying, yeah; fun, fun, fun, fun, looking forward to the weekend.
damienms 0
yearly ***** income
electricmaster 0
Smells like gay ova here
Yousuck24 21
25- Worst post ydi.
Person1233 12
You're 2 months late to the party.
Person1233 12
You're 2 months late to the party.
HannahForbesxo 13
54- Fair point. I was merely pointing out the fact that a lot of teens do drink regardless of all the warnings we're given of the effects of drinking. Of course it's a personal decision and most of us are aware of the dangers of drinking but it doesn't really stop them. I'm not saying that it's necessarily right but it's just the way it is.
lmaoatall 6
after I read half way through on this reply, I was looking forward to the end, the end, the end, the end...
HannahForbesxo 13
Shit, replied to the wrong comment. Ignore that.
gracygirl1 0
dont.
karinaprism9 4
unnecessary...
AlexxRawrz 0
no, shut up. your not funny.
detective_oreo 0
bootleg?
mentch12 0
I don't think dumbass even begins to cover it lol
CRiiSPY_fml 0
you deserved it.
itsmichelle97 0
haha
alex6946 10
YDI
EvelynnG 0
Why is Rebecca Black on FML?
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
No.
mima77 0
Slap yourself.
apegirl907 0
it took you weeks to drink a bottle of vodka?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
op is a super lightweight.
scrapmetal58 9
Or she isn't lame and drinks only to get drunk. Although I do not condone what OP did, I also think it's immature to only drink in order to get drunk. I very rarely consume alcohol, but when I do it's one or two standard drinks. Obviously, it's a guess as to the age of the OP and what she did with the alcohol (drunk vs a drink).
mrbuckeye 2
I rarely drink beer, but when I do, it's a Dos Equis.
raney150 0
I don't get the point of drinking if you aren't going to get drunk though. it's not like most of it tastes good.
tona01 16
well that means that you drink cheap alcohol and do not know how to drink it. for example you probably mix cheap whisky with coke, wonder why it tastes like crap, and then keep drinking it, because you want to be the retard in the party that drank to much and now it's puking and ruining the party.
gladstone123 5
#305, because it lowers inhibition in small amounts.
electricmaster 0
It took me soo long to get this xD
TheTerenity 9
I still don't get it XD