Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Yelling Douchebags Incorporated.
philtheawesome 0
what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...
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Comments (419)
RandomChickXD 0
I read this like 3 times and still don't get what makes it an FML...
Sirin_fml 46
The OP is a hopeless alcoholic, and now she has no more alcohol left.
hatepineapple 14
Hmm? I didn't interpret it as that. I saw it as the OP was stealing alcohol from her Mom, and it ran out, so come Friday when her Mom goes to take a drink, she [the mom] will find out that her daughter's been stealing from her. This, combined with the fact that the OP's probably under age, combined with the fact that the crazy mother needs her alcohol fix, creates the FML of the OP: Bitch gonna git killed.
mehwhocares 9
Wow, you're a dumbass.
darkmis1 17
There is no way you don't deserve this.
emmygroves 0
why would you replace it anyways? just throw the bottle out. if you had it for weeks, and she drinks every friday, I am sure she didn't miss it.
danaxlouise 0
the mom is not an alcoholic if she drinks on fridays. but you're an idiot for doing that. you deserve it.
howdmynosego 12
tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
neongurl98 10
can you give me ONE good reason to do that?? of course you can't!.....dumbass
NShizzzle 0
hahahahah
Punkpoptart1119 20
Well, this is a YDI on so many levels. If you're drinking your moms alcohol, that most likely means that you're not old enough to buy your own. Why do people find it so cool to drink underage? Just wait until you are of age and do it legally. Its not like you have until the legal age to drink and then after that its illegal. And if you knew that your mom likes to drink, why would you drink her liquor? Its HERS. I bet she doesn't get into your stuff without asking. Grow up, OP.
Aaron1621 3
I'd act as if I was going to make her a drink and drop the bottle.