Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Yelling Douchebags Incorporated.
philtheawesome 0
what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...
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Comments (419)
HannahForbesxo 13
Save up and buy your own then, it's not hugely expensive. YDI.
supermankisses 1
not old enough maybe?
HeartAndSoul2011 0
I hate when shit like that happens.
mulanie 0
you should some how "accidentally drop the bottle " and have it break in front of her.
smartypants96 3
thats what i was thinking
HannahForbesxo 13
She'd probably realise that it didn't smell of vodka when she cleaned it up.
smartypants96 3
i guess. YDI for not thinking it through OP
tona01 16
put a little pure alcohol in the bottle, that way mixed with the water and whatever vodka it's left with, it will reak of alcohol with vodka
HeartAndSoul2011 0
sorry, I commented on the wrong fml. FML.
smartypants96 3
'accidently' drop the bottle that way you just tell her you knocked it over on accident?
pink_raindrops 26
If you drop, and break/spill a bottle of vodka the smell would be so strong lol.
smartypants96 3
new idea. break the bottle, throw it away and tell her you cleaned it up before she got home.
rileynautumn 0
I highly doubt that the bottle would break by accidently dropping it. vodka bottles are made to withstand alot of drunken stupidity. they're tough.
Mxpxdude189 0
Should have thrown it away. she probably would've forgot about it
death008 0
I don't know how the base ball flew into the liquer cabinet..............
BIEBERSLAYER 10
hide the bottle and play stupid it's your best bet. If she doesn't know you drink it might work.
chili10 18
"so the vodka just got up and walked away?" -mom
BIEBERSLAYER 10
If she gets that suspicious op is ******.
nixter5 18
how does the mom not tell the difference between the water and vodka?
EmmyTheElephant 5
your profile pick looks familiar is that the GT hornets-gloucester township?
nixter5 18
no, it's the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets.
emmiep1011 7
why are you expecting people to feel bad for you?