By UhOh - 08/07/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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philtheawesome 0

what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...

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Mightybob50 0

it took me forever to understand this

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Itsasecret11 0

Well, that sucks man but hey it was fun while it lasted right? haha

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talkingtwaddle 1

If you have been doing it for weeks. Have you then been drinking watery vodka? yuk!

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hombrepollo 0

"accidentally knock over" the vodka bottle. then immediately begin washing the area to clean it up so you can blame the lack of vodka smell on the water you used to clean it

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karagarren 8

just tell her you replaced it with water cause you didn't like her drinking or something.

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mollyslips 13

I did that before, but I kept the bottle in my room so I could replace it with ribena when it finished (it was a red alcoholic drink), but come new years eve, she knew what I was doing and I got in shit loads of trouble:-P

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rynodude 0

that's shitty. I would be pissed if someone ****** with my booze. you deserve what you get.

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Playful1985 9

You're an idiot OP, water freezes

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pinkredneck30 2

never fill a bottle more than half with water!

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