Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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kickazz16 15
ignore her. you're amazing for completing that hard goal and congrats! keep it up!
TripOnShoelaces 0
Tell them about her having an over-eating disorder. Works the same way.
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Comments (188)
dubbadee123 5
what a jealous inconsiderate bitch
Summera 2
Your sister could be right though, a lot of women think they're overweight while they really aren't.
babybass009 3
ahaha foreals.'
geeksaresexy 18
The difference between Ana and Mia: Mia is binge and purge, eat huge amounts and then throw up. Ana is don't eat but if you have to eat you can always throw it back up again. Both can present with throwing up, the difference is in the eating patterns.
geeksaresexy 18
If you're not anorexic you have nothing to worry about. I would keep an eye on your sister though, she may be the one with the problem.. Some people don't realise they have an eating disorder until someone forces them to see it. If this is a possibility take a good hard look at what you're doing and what your sister is doing. If you're eating right and not over exercising people will see you don't have a problem.
HunterAlpha1 8
go on craigslist or some other free trade site and make it look like your sister is selling ******** for $5 each, then tell your parents about it.
megatone 2
the fact that they believe her shows how well you're doing :)
sparklemuffin 8
that *****!!!!
ConstructorTF2 0
^^ WIN
bellaasaad 0
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