Miscellaneous: Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of...

By clitty clitty bang bang - 13/04/2012 22:40 - United States - Brownsville

Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML

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Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after a stressful day teaching middle school. There were 120 middle schoolers there on a school trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2018 19:00

Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By crissy becks - 05/08/2012 22:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML

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By x - 05/11/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

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By ExtemelyBroke - 06/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML

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By zcollins - 10/09/2013 15:52 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML

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By CheapFamily - 09/04/2014 23:47 - United States

Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML

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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:39

Oh well, go to the water park and enjoy the shit out of it!

CozzySwag 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:40

At least you get to see hot girls in bikinis

Comments

monkeyhead641 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 4:49

If they just want to go to a waterpark then You should have plenty of money left if you were saving up for this huge trip.

hotchick90037 3

Sunday 15 April 2012 5:43

That's what they do at my school too! And our water park is less thank 5 mins from our school and my home!

dancingbaaby 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:31

Same with my school!!! :(

loserman67 35

Sunday 15 April 2012 15:29

Go and have a great time. Waterparks are a blast. I live right near Dorney Park/Wildwater Kingdom. It's a lot of fun to go and spend the day getting soaked. Hopefully the day you go it will be sunny and hot, perfect waterpark weather. Now, the important part... PLEASE explain your user name!

rroughknight1 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:33

at leaat your going? our school is making us pay $50 to go to a ranch for the whole day... its like an hour away... we stay for 5 hours and do basically nothing except spend the day in the arcade