Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
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Comments (166)
SmokeySmile 4
That's ****** up!!! **** that bitch, if you were there the whole time and she left that goes to show your the adult and you can do much better then that...
harry352000 4
No... Dont **** her. That would be giving her sex. :))
graphicstyle7 17
I had someone help me loose weight like that. I've kept it off for four years now. I had to dump him, though, he was abusive. There were other qualities he had that did not help our relationship once we had gotten past the "let's improve you" stage. You sound like a nicer guy than that. And I'm sorry if you feel you didn't deserve this, and I think she was rude to you. However, it takes more than helping someone with one problem to hold a relationship together. You can be supportive, etc., and still not be the right person for her. Maybe she was startled (as I was) by the fact that other men now found her attractive. It's hard to turn eveyone down when they suddenly start paying you attention. I am grateful I knew that guy, even if it did not work out. I've told him so many times. She should be grateful to you, even if you don't belong together. Take a long look at what did not go right. Was it her? Was it you? And try to do better for yourself next time. Oh, and I'm getting married next Sunday. To another guy, but the right one.
yeongji 31
As much as it hurts, at least you now know that she is not worth it. You will find someone who loves herself for who she is and regardless of what changes she goes through, she will still want to be with you. I can never understand people who think they are the hottest (ahem) in the world and completely change after losing weight. Those people are people with extremely low esteem and clearly think looks is everything when it isn't.
xs4u 13
U definitely deserve better... her new-found ego will only lead her to pain and further loneliness...
generationaliya 7
Go Mean Girls on her and sneakily feed her protein bars that are designed to bulk her up.
DazedSiren 5
"N' I remember when you where fat."
metalcrazed 21
Perhaps the reason she left isn't because she lost weight. Maybe her being slimmer gave her the courage to leave a bad relationship. Good for her.
madmoony 6
Are you being intentionally stupid?
outoftown 27
Sorry, OP. Painful as it is, learn what you can from this, and use it to better your next relationship.
dazdaspaz 12
Ugly on the inside, makes her ugly on the outside, no matter how much flab she's lost!
joetan 16
Don't worry mate! You deserve better!! I'm sure you will find someone else who appreciates you more. :-)