Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
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Comments (166)
HeartOfLead 24
You helped train like Rocky only so she can knock you out...
vengefulkitty 2
don't worry its the 80 20 rule for this one
great1_23 4
Every girl I have ever had can be explained like this :/
Sakura13_fml 11
Here's your answer. "I really loved this girl so I helped her for over a year to achieve her goals and not give up, only to find out afterwards that she's just a shallow bitch, and I can do so much better than -that-, so let's indeed break up." Still horrible though.
droln4maltesers 8
Your ex gf will either end up being a single baby mama or with a STD. Let her be someone else's problem now.
HMaxKing 3
She must still be a little girl because a woman realizes what her man does for her and you did a lot for her.
ZombieSazza 34
Wow.... Actually, YOU deserve better! I'm sorry about this man, but karma will find her one day. You'll find the right girl some day, but it's obviously not her.
whY402Jay 12
Not cool. But if you supported her by doing it along side her, you might have had a different outcome and her appreciation. I don't know if you did or didn't. But some girls find that attraction in other guys at the gym.
bryan788 29
Don't worry, She will find some douche bag with a fake tan and become complacent and lazy and put the weight back on. He will dump her and she will come crawling back. So get in shape find a hot girl and when she comes back tell her to **** off.
ashlette_69420 4
going to keep it short and sweet shes a ****** up bitch you deserve better and if shes that shallow and gets a guy hell leav her because he will be just as shallow