Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
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Comments (166)
Kukironosuke 16
did anybody think maybe the girlfriend resented the "push" towards exercising and dieting, and decided to leave him because of that? she could have talked it out rather than leaving him, maybe she did and the op is just giving a one sided perspective this is just my attempt to look at the other side, theres also a big chance she is just an unappreciative bish, i just thought it was weird nobody might think his "push" might have been seen as offensive, she may have liked who she was before, and the fact that he wanted her to become better made her resent him and want a "better" guy, either way good luck on the next girl op
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
"after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in **her** endeavor to lose weight" The FML seems to imply that the girlfriend wanted to lose the weight, and the boyfriend was helpful with it.
Kukironosuke 16
thats what it implies but a lot of people say things the way that make their view point sound bettter, he could have chosen her endeavor for her, some people can rationalize that in their heads
AllegroRubato 16
117 - But even if he did, she would have left him months ago. Losing any amount of significant weight doesn't happen overnight, and if she was so offended at this presumed attitude towards her weight then she would have never engaged in the exercising and dieting in the first place. It feels like you're just trying really hard to take her side of things without really thinking things through.
10showgirl 16
Were you supporting her to lose weight? Or were you making snide comments so she would lose weight?... It's possible that OP did something to make her want to lose weight and then dump him. We don't know the whole story....
lux0rd 18
If thats how she acts OP you can get and deserve better than her too.
SaysOfRay 3
I feel your pain Bruh!!
Rodville 28
Totally sucks. And I feel bad for the OP, but who didn't see that coming when reading this.
qwerty___89 6
Damn. You should have been secretly feeding her
sassy2085 16
As a parting gift and to let her know that there is no hard feelings give her a tub of slim right slimming power only replace it with weight gain powder. Karma is a bitch but there is no harm in giving it a little push. .
thereseg69 7
So can you! F her
redpanda11 10
Don't worry OP , by the time she realizes that the only guys who will want her are shallow pigs. You will have moved on with someone who actually deserves you.
Kitten_Calderon 14
You can do better... By vandalizing her food in places she goes with lard, like they did on American dad