Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
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Comments (166)
karlcolt45 19
you should have been exercising too! me and my girlfriend always exercise together. it makes us work harder
xojoinox 5
that's when I'd be telling everyone this so everyone knows how much of a bitch she is
AllegroRubato 16
Forget about her OP. She doesn't --and didn't-- deserve you. She'll probably come back crawling and then you can reject her for being the selfish, shallow, horrible person she so clearly is, but even if she doesn't, she wasn't worth your time then, and isn't worth your time now. You are nobody's self-help plan. There's good people out there, OP; people who will appreciate you for you and who will want to share themselves and the happiness they found *on their own*, with you. No need for you to even remember this person's name.
csi_fml 19
What a bitch move on her part
bodychex 5
Sadly this has happened to me twice before.
scott82 5
She is going to have a ton of sex! Basically any guy that looks her way, probably havin sex right now
hayleyharlequin 12
Females with this attitude make me want to punch them in the face. Repeatedly.
Jag_v 7
It's going to be very difficult to find someone else with that attitude.
lowshadows 21
never, ever do anything for a girl! it will bite you in the ass.
raspberryboo2 3
that's messed up but I can see were she's comin from