Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
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BloodFaerie 21
One of the many reasons I'm not terribly motivated to lose weight... I'll try to be more healthy, yes, but not necessarily push for weight loss because among many reasons, one is that I would hate to become one of those people that turns into a jerk when they suddenly think they're "hot and skinny" like a former co-worker who suddenly forgot what it's like to be a bit chubby and awkward, and only saw him date hot chicks...
Pandora_UK 7
Well if she was that much of a shallow, heartless cow in the first place, I'd say you're well rid of her; I'm just sorry you had to waste so much of your life with her before she showed her true colours. Also, try to stay friends on facebook, wait until she's apparently enjoying her new single life, then upload and tag a bunch of old photos with her in them in a friendly "hey, look what I found! Thought you might like to see these!" kinda way. Revenge is a dish best served cold...
thezachman1 2
You should start getting your friends to put junk food in her face. Make her fat again and she'll come crawling back for you to reject her.
xmaximusx 12
C . U . N . T
APesiri 7
Don't worry. She'll fatten up again even bigger than she was before
xxxlex 4
this happened to me with my ex boyfriend. I'm a model.
ssvball2552 10
She dumped the one guy who helped and supported her through all that.
GallifreyanGirl 8
Wow. What a shallow bitch. If i had someone helping me like that, I'd be grateful, not an ass.
Quadroblitz 10
Jesus Christ talk about a stab in the back.
girl0007 11
That seems to happen a lot. I wonder why? :/