Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
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Comments (166)
hordriss 14
On the plus side, you too can do a lot better than a heartless bitch. :)
Gestpacho88 12
Now-slender?....wait...wasn't it about a year ago that Slenderman became known?....
onorexveritas 24
cheers to her! (for getting slim and sticking to it)... sorry about you getting dumped but you can do better now that you know what a bitch she is
Bazinga2010 5
She's a **** and so are the mods for deleting my original comment :).
TechFire 25
She's a bitch. You're the one who can do better. Make sure not to give her another chance when she comes crawling back.
TiddleyMoney 7
Dude, That's ******! don't worry man, keep your head up. if you have the heart to stick with her during all that struggle then I'm sure someone who's an actual woman and not a count bag can learn to love and appreciate that great heart of yours. stay up man!!!
eaglerob 20
That sucks, man. Glad found out now and finally saw what was at the center of her tootsie pop.
Snowcones 14
You should walk past her eating a chocolate bar saying. "mmmmmm.....SO good! Why didn't I chose you before I chose that fat bitch?"
Satoaoi 13
good riddance you deserve better. watch without you she gonna get fat again this time you won't be there to help the bitch
nikhilambhorkar 24
Break her heart. Then she will start eating lots of chocolate, when her new bf dumps her bcoz she is overweight again, do not take her back and show her what a heartless bitch she was.