Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
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Comments (166)
buddy51 23
Lucky you, OP. you'll heal. And you did right by her. She'll always be a fat mean spirited bitch. You're better off with her gone!
Wizardo 34
Don't worry bro, next time you'll find a girl that's skinny on the outside AND the inside :D
skyeyez9 25
Its ok. She will find a bf just as shallow , vain and obsessed with his looks as she is, and he will cheat on her and dump her as well.
JinxedPixie 16
That sucks OP :( you don't need that bitch anyways. You can do way better! Karma will bite her in the ass.
Epikouros 32
The good news is you can become a successful personal trainer. And find a girlfriend with a better personality.
Bazinga2010 5
She's a ****... Simples *meerkat squeak*
WickedWolf 11
Your response should have been "no, honey, I can do much better."
happylawyer 16
Oh! Life will surprise her. Just wait.
bigdipper33 7
happening to me right now. she slimmed down and started dating shortly there after.
xRezSynn 15
She's a bitch, you'll find someone better OP!