Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I finally put my Christmas lights up. In the process, a branch from the bush in my yard smacked me in the face, giving me a very noticeable scar on my nose. I have a photo session tomorrow. FML
Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
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howdeedoo 22
You should return the favor....with rocks
FlamingTacos 7
Time to use A LOT of makeup there
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TheDeafWalrus 8
BOOM! Headshot!
poccocurantes 7
And to think she was paying good money for head shots.
Sly_Assassin 11
I hope you beat the crap out of him. Sorry OP
poccocurantes 7
Just remember beauty fades. Stupid is forever.
capnbzarr 43
Engage the services of an expert cosmetic surgeon, posthaste.
nikkipettyfer 24
What agency? Im at Wilhelmina and my portfolio coated $1500. I feel for you...
simoncat 11
Use Vitamin E, cocoa butter and aloe Vera - it might not scar.
CoDHater 9
It should heal and be gone after a week or 2. If there is a scar, I'm pretty sure that there are ways to make the scar disappear.
SircalebS 6
lol that sucks. I'm sure the agency is going to understand though in the meeting.
Kiyda 11
That is not funny at all. You are screwed.
Mikeskinner 7
Oh my god... I.. I am so sorry OP. I'm trying to get in the industry as well. I know your pain. Oh my god... I'm so sorry. :( my heart goes out to you!