Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I finally put my Christmas lights up. In the process, a branch from the bush in my yard smacked me in the face, giving me a very noticeable scar on my nose. I have a photo session tomorrow. FML
Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
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howdeedoo 22
You should return the favor....with rocks
FlamingTacos 7
Time to use A LOT of makeup there
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bugmenotmofo 34
Some makeup should fix that. If makeup doesn't work, photoshop/retouching will do the trick.
Dblocker 18
You're brother should have two extra snowballs after you kicked his balls a couple of times.
billyz77 24
Hey, hey, calm down now. You can still model Mummy bandages for Halloween costumes or ski masks for the Bank Robber Review.
bestnameright 14
Damn must've been a hard packed snowball!
LarryLaDouche 13
That's some William Tell style shit right there
billyz77 24
Huh? I thought William Tell shot an apple off his son's head with an arrow. How is that like a pretty girl getting blasted in the face with a snowball thrown by her brother?
billyz77 24
And why aren't you impressed with Russell Wilson? 49'er fan? I understand. Don't agree but I understand after last Sunday night.
ICastillo 25
#37 I actually think the pic means, that Russell Wilson and the face he is making means he is still not impressed with the score of the game.
thatonename 7
51 is right, and it's because Rodgers and the packers should have had a 62-0 blowout the same weekend. It's kinda like second place, the Seahawks did well, but we all know they're not making it all the way. And this is all just in good fun, please don't let anyone get butt-hurt over this.
LarryLaDouche 13
Sawk fan actually. Wanted a 50Burger, but it's okay because we're getting one Sunday. St. Losers are going to need body bags.
Steve95401 49
Photoshop can cover flaws far more serious than yours.
ArmlessSkydiver 7
That's cold.
SadGirl18 16
You can always find a way to hide it with angling and photoshop. :) Rotten luck though, OP. hope they understand. :)
GothickNihilist 15
Time to break.his balls.You could also put icyhot in all his underwear, the revenge is very sweet.
lilhellian 27
Is there any guy that didn't cringe from this?
mad_hatter0666 22
I cringed.
etchsanity1 11
Effective and mean ... I like it
Bella028_fml 8
I feel your pain, I had an ice ball thrown at my face when I was younger.
billyz77 24
Is that why you don't use your face for an avatar? That's my excuse. I'm too damned ugly.
morella_xx 29
Same here. Luckily I didn't get a scar, just a black eye. Still hurt like hell though!
goodoldave 17
I right away thought of the show the Brady bunch when Martha got hit in the face by a football.
goodoldave 17
Marsha*
poccocurantes 7
It depends on how swollen your face is. "Think about it."
morella_xx 29
Of course you would think of her right away! Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.