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Whack

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 20:46 - United States

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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You deserved it 3 620

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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You deserved it 3 796

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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You deserved it 3 838

By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 37 803

By alycion - 17/06/2019 19:07

Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML

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You deserved it 126

By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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You deserved it 3 128

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 772

By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 664

By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 303

By Ihatecleaning - 14/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML

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You deserved it 537

xMafia 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:43

If they ban snowball fights, I'm coming for you.

THEmuffinpan 0

Friday 31 December 2010 22:57

There's snow in Texas right now? o.O Cool!

Comments

ferrettamer 6

Friday 31 December 2010 22:55

Sucks

ferrettamer 6

Friday 31 December 2010 22:58

I meant to put more stupid iPod....

iSitt 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:06

Thanks. Now they'll require kids to wear helmets for snowball fights.

sugarr0babby0 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:13

Hahahahahahaha

planbsponserme 2

Saturday 1 January 2011 8:54

your lil cousins got quite the arm there to just hit you with snow and give you a concussion. he should play mlb when he gets older.

GhostDuck 30

Monday 1 October 2012 3:55

A few days ago my friend gave me a concussion playing ultimate frisbee in gym class... the post symptoms make you feel all floaty and stuff. :3

Joe_sabres 4

Saturday 10 September 2016 23:49

I was thinking the same thing

THEmuffinpan 0

Friday 31 December 2010 22:57

There's snow in Texas right now? o.O Cool!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 1 January 2011 2:14

it snowed like 6 times last year. and 0 this year): it's like 70 right now!

Bewitched_fml 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 5:51

I blame global warming. XD

madalynn 11

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:01

that doesn't make sense 38, global warming is where the earth heats up, not gets colder.

btnhdude 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 14:26

38 was responding to 32 where 38 said he blames global warming because 32 stated that there was no snowfall in Texas this year and 7 times snow had fallen in Texas the previous year.

btnhdude 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 14:28

6* not 7 that was a typo.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:19

47 the scientific name is climate change and it affects both ends of the spectrum.

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 31 December 2010 22:59

Wow, he must have thrown that really hard.

Kesler_17 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:09

Yea, really, really hard. I think this FML is fake.

awsomeroncat22 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:11

i think your fake

zp5 4

Friday 31 December 2010 23:16

He threw it hard enough to make your head hit the wall and have a concussion? Wow. Your cousin has a strong arm.

xxxbooxxx 16

Saturday 1 January 2011 0:11

LITTLE cousin.

lol523 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 8:30

but what if hes 20 and his cousin 14 or 12 or something?

josieB666 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:24

hah!!

OuchAndGoodfight 5

Friday 31 December 2010 23:29

Headshot!

truehitman2010 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:30

headshot! 250 points!

DocBastard 38

Friday 31 December 2010 23:32

You fell prey to one of the classic blunders! Never get into a snowball fight with a little shit who puts bricks in the middle of his snowballs. Dumbass.