By AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
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cinderchan 2

so should we sing a song of eminem WHITE AMERICAN?

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Michael_92 20

Well are you gonna take it home and cook it up?? Its good eattin ;)

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Draxanoth 15

Warning! American deer are douchebags... That is all.

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Torji 2

Trust me, there's PLENTY of deer left in America

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chili10 18

I don't think that her fear that they might be extinct is what upset her.

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Regmeister 10

You killed Rudolph. You ruined Christmas.

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chili_is_good 0

Next on the list baby seal. I'm sure your boyfriend will 'accidently' hit that with a baseball bat

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Babyseal420 7

Easy now... *Checks username*

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jackassiddy 8

No.. no she was shot.. probably mounted, eaten and turned into poo..

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muggle_born 6

that movie is depressing..js.

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you_freak 7

And if you moved to Australia, it would've been a Kangaroo

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sjaytee 6

So true, the amount of dead kangaroos you see on the side of the road in the country is ridiculous.

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terrask 11

Welcome to America. You will quickly realize that the majestic deer is more of a giant antler-clad rat.

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rcloca 10

It's ok, the deer hopefully won't hold a grudge.

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RedPillSucks 31

It's thinking like that which started the zombie apocalypse

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rcloca 10

Sorry. I was in a comment race.

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