Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
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Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML
Today, I hit two deer at the same time on my way to work around 50 mph. They jumped out of the bushes last minute, leaving me zero time to react. I waited a full year to get this truck, shopped around to get what I wanted, and it's my "dream truck". I've only had it for two weeks. FML
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
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sidkid008 0
Welcome to America!
ScaughtieHolden 11
Now you can try venison.
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Comments (223)
cinderchan 2
so should we sing a song of eminem WHITE AMERICAN?
Michael_92 20
Well are you gonna take it home and cook it up?? Its good eattin ;)
Draxanoth 15
Warning! American deer are douchebags... That is all.
Torji 2
Trust me, there's PLENTY of deer left in America
chili10 18
I don't think that her fear that they might be extinct is what upset her.
Regmeister 10
You killed Rudolph. You ruined Christmas.
chili_is_good 0
Next on the list baby seal. I'm sure your boyfriend will 'accidently' hit that with a baseball bat
Babyseal420 7
Easy now... *Checks username*
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
That's Canada moron.
Wheredidgrungego 12
And that's how bambie's mother REALLY died.
jackassiddy 8
No.. no she was shot.. probably mounted, eaten and turned into poo..
muggle_born 6
that movie is depressing..js.
you_freak 7
And if you moved to Australia, it would've been a Kangaroo
majorasshole 4
And those pesky drop bears too.
sjaytee 6
So true, the amount of dead kangaroos you see on the side of the road in the country is ridiculous.
terrask 11
Welcome to America. You will quickly realize that the majestic deer is more of a giant antler-clad rat.
cBlackout 13
I've never had that realization...
Mariebaz 11
SO TRUE
rcloca 10
It's ok, the deer hopefully won't hold a grudge.
jackassiddy 8
Yes, because dead things often do..
RedPillSucks 33
It's thinking like that which started the zombie apocalypse
rcloca 10
Sorry. I was in a comment race.