Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
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Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML
Today, I hit two deer at the same time on my way to work around 50 mph. They jumped out of the bushes last minute, leaving me zero time to react. I waited a full year to get this truck, shopped around to get what I wanted, and it's my "dream truck". I've only had it for two weeks. FML
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
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sidkid008 0
Welcome to America!
ScaughtieHolden 11
Now you can try venison.
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Comments (223)
irimalovecheer98 5
Welcome to America!!
MwahFMLS 6
No, Not Bambi!
MwahFMLS 6
Oh come on, someone already used that joke? Ugh.
you_freak 7
Split-personalities?
datoismyname 22
Good the deer deserved it.
Dodie__fml 2
Deer is better than lamb!
Athga 0
Deer's are a dime a dozen here.
syntaxerror_fml 0
"deer's" ...... really??.... *sigh* Welcome to America OP. The only country where more than half of it's citizens can't speak/type their native language. Go America for low standards.
heartlessj 8
120 second that:)
steven107 7
It's called us southern boys talk... Don't hate!
syntaxerror_fml 0
It's called ignorance.
Tankkiller308 16
It's called a norther asshole who can't take a joke
mrz1177 11
Lol typical for america
docscientist 10
No.
brianjman14 23
I don't get it. Is this an FML because of the deer or the damage to the car? Please say car.
ProhibitionRose 14
Both....I think.
PoeSlayer 0
YDI for moving to America...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh, so they should stay back in their old country and be miserable? I don't get your logic...
Raesin 21
Just because there's a lot of them, doesn't mean you shouldn't have some respect for them.
Enslaved 38
Sucks about the deer. Hope you had car rental insurance. If you're in Florida, just appreciate knowing that by the end of the week you'll be enjoying 80*F weather while most everyone else is freezing! (:
perdix 31
Or pitying those people in Florida who are not getting the chance to go cross-country skiing or have snowball fights;)
Enslaved 38
Snow's over rated.(I've been told) Believe me, in a few harsh cold days, you'll wish you were here hitting South Beach with me! There's a reason Pitbull always sings about area code (305)! Lol
perdix 31
Depends on who is doing the rating. Being anywhere with you sounds delightful, whether it's a beach or a forest or a desert. South Beach? Well, if I must, I must ;)
Jesus_Christ69 0
SNOWBOARDING! YEAH! *WAR CRY*!!!!
Dothewiggleyeah 0
I live in Ireland .. Snow sucks ass sometimes! I'd love to live in America :(