Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
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xXOktoberXx 0
Sorry dude, my dad does the same thing. God forbid I interrupt his t.v. show or radio newscast, when I need to talk about school or ask a serious question! Parents, they want to know EVERYTHING in your life, then turn around and ignore you!
NorfolkDude 2
YDI for being an idiot. I mean those articles are "fear mongering" types of articles. Yes, your loved ones can die, or might be your last time seeing them. You can't live every day with the assumption that it is your last time you're ever going to see them. That's just idiotic and stupid. Memories are what count, you don't want to live remembering them and how you prepared to remember them by spending each day like it was their or your last.
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Comments (64)
Melly18 0
Omg FakIitTiLUMakeit my mum used to say "don't hug me it's too hot" too! I know how you feel lol!
zays 0
Agreed. Its quite sad.
jonny2x4 0
I didn't know you could watch Ellen in Costa Rica.
asquithpat 0
today i was bying razors and deodorant at the drug store. im a young male teen. the cashier was a drag queen fml YEAH BEAT THAT MOTHAFUKKA
zappers123 1
i saw that one!!!
ColdGold 6
Ever hear? "Choose your battles." Same goes with asking and telling. Choose a good time.
Anteezy 7
Sigh you totally deserve this, I hate morons like you who read some stupid article and then tell everyone they love that they love em for a few days and then things revert back to normal. Anyway they probably know you love them so tell them at the appropriate time, and stop being an oversensitive douche.
jessxoxo28 5
vince vaughn isnt that great
CAliforniaIT 0
haha and that was a rerun too
f_me247 0
your mom's a bitch................ just like mine.