By anonymous - 06/05/2015 13:36 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 618
You deserved it 3 229

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"Dear, Ellen. My mother is so obsessed with you, that she is ignoring her offspring, simply because I won't send you a letter. So here is my letter, please allow me on your show without my mom. Ps I think you're great. Love, OP"

What the hellen? Your mom's not being very degenerous.

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Write to her! It's Ellen! xD

Specifically write to tell her about your mom getting mad for you not writing her.

That's the exact reason I wouldn't write to her. That woman is so annoying and overrated.

I'll put up with an annoying woman for two hours for a free trip

Ellen could probably use the laugh.

what did she want you to write about? why didn't she just write her herself?

What the hellen? Your mom's not being very degenerous.

You've probably waited your whole life to tell that joke, huh?

Sometimes the puns in the comments are better than the FML itself.?

#33 lets read yours.

That's stupid. Tell your mother to grow up.

"Dear, Ellen. My mother is so obsessed with you, that she is ignoring her offspring, simply because I won't send you a letter. So here is my letter, please allow me on your show without my mom. Ps I think you're great. Love, OP"

I have a feeling Ellen will see this.

You'd be in for some yellen if you don't write in ASAP. Sorry was that too much? >.

Why does your mom want you to write to Ellen? If she is having problems of some sort couldn't you get a therapist or something for her?