By anonymous - 06/05/2015 13:36 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML
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praesidiem 16

"Dear, Ellen. My mother is so obsessed with you, that she is ignoring her offspring, simply because I won't send you a letter. So here is my letter, please allow me on your show without my mom. Ps I think you're great. Love, OP"

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amadeclton 27

What the hellen? Your mom's not being very degenerous.

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kylieh72 25

Specifically write to tell her about your mom getting mad for you not writing her.

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IWishIWasObama 12

That's the exact reason I wouldn't write to her. That woman is so annoying and overrated.

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Zebediabolical 39

I'll put up with an annoying woman for two hours for a free trip

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SweetasCandy0609 28

what did she want you to write about? why didn't she just write her herself?

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amadeclton 27

What the hellen? Your mom's not being very degenerous.

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KitchKraft 21

You've probably waited your whole life to tell that joke, huh?

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CFB_FRS 27

Sometimes the puns in the comments are better than the FML itself.?

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1dvs_bstd 41

#33 lets read yours.

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xxlittlemsanime 24

That's stupid. Tell your mother to grow up.

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praesidiem 16

"Dear, Ellen. My mother is so obsessed with you, that she is ignoring her offspring, simply because I won't send you a letter. So here is my letter, please allow me on your show without my mom. Ps I think you're great. Love, OP"

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quickit 24

I have a feeling Ellen will see this.

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coffeelicious 11

You'd be in for some yellen if you don't write in ASAP. Sorry was that too much? >.

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clevergirl98 20

Why does your mom want you to write to Ellen? If she is having problems of some sort couldn't you get a therapist or something for her?

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