Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML
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Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
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xXOktoberXx 0
Sorry dude, my dad does the same thing. God forbid I interrupt his t.v. show or radio newscast, when I need to talk about school or ask a serious question! Parents, they want to know EVERYTHING in your life, then turn around and ignore you!
NorfolkDude 2
YDI for being an idiot. I mean those articles are "fear mongering" types of articles. Yes, your loved ones can die, or might be your last time seeing them. You can't live every day with the assumption that it is your last time you're ever going to see them. That's just idiotic and stupid. Memories are what count, you don't want to live remembering them and how you prepared to remember them by spending each day like it was their or your last.
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Comments (64)
Soloblackdude 0
This is why you should never tell your parents these kind of things...especially after reading whatever the OP did, cause the opposite would come out of your parent (it's how the world works). IMO it's better for them to say it then act.
fawfulster 11
Who the **** is Vince Vaughn? I bet not even in his home do they know him.
bostonfan 0
your mom was probably joking. don't see why women have to be emotional oh well
Rickyretardo 0
OMFG I would like ****** destroy that ****** tv and throw it out the window take all her stuff and leave
luongo6 0
Norfolkdude shut the F$
yanez12345 0
don't inturrupt people while they are watching Ellen !!! geee WTF is wrong with you!!!!
nightmaree_fml 0
Vince Vaughn! :)
idklalaalala 0
my best friend heard about that same thing, and had that conversation with her mom. her mom died 3 months later. HAVE THE CONVERSATION PEOPLE
birdfreak 24
I'm sorry. some people are just stupid enough not to realize what's seriously happening at the moment.
Athga 0
vince vaughn=win; sorry, you are on your own for this one