Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
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xXOktoberXx 0
Sorry dude, my dad does the same thing. God forbid I interrupt his t.v. show or radio newscast, when I need to talk about school or ask a serious question! Parents, they want to know EVERYTHING in your life, then turn around and ignore you!
NorfolkDude 2
YDI for being an idiot. I mean those articles are "fear mongering" types of articles. Yes, your loved ones can die, or might be your last time seeing them. You can't live every day with the assumption that it is your last time you're ever going to see them. That's just idiotic and stupid. Memories are what count, you don't want to live remembering them and how you prepared to remember them by spending each day like it was their or your last.
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Comments (64)
ToxicStar 0
Its called Karma hunny, one good for you, and one bad for her, dont worry it will pay off.
Thecommish 0
yeah that sucks - u can PCM who date / marry, but you don't pick ur parents.
crazy_coon 0
haha your moms a bitch sucks for you!!!!
ehsvballchk22 0
hahahahaha!!! yess I love Ellen, she's awesome! :D
FerrariCake 2
You need to rethink who your "loved ones" are. Relatives aren't automatically "loved ones". Some relatives, like your mother apparently, are assholes. You do not have to love them. And you are allowed to be a little bit happier when they die.
waterynuggets 0
Ellen > relatives and/or loved ones
nwsnws 0
god damn vince vaughn
did_it_4_lulz 0
Ellen's the shit.
ActionManly 11
WTF.... why is there two FMLs, posted directly after each other, not only from Costa Rica, but from the exact same place.. Now, I ain't got nothing against Costa Rica, but for something as unlikely as that to happen, Imma have to say SOMETHING is suss..
Zimmer_483 0
Ellen! Nuff said. xD