Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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Top comments
teague95 16
hopefully you did it for yourself and not him
lolza 0
What a horrible person!
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Comments (204)
Jollymanroper 1
This proves why girls can be so stupid. 1) It's not about weight, as it is deceiving you should take into consideration muscle weighs more than fat, height and what weight looks good on you. 2) Normally if you want to look slimmer and toned you actually might need to put on weight... 3) When girls bitch about guys wanting girls to be super skinny it's not guys who say that, it's girls :) Good day
harkerk87 3
If he just cares about your boobs he's obviously shallow!! He should be happy for you because you are hasn't you accomplished what you wanted to!! Stay sexy!!!!!
chels1994 11
I would choose good health over huge boobs any day so you should be proud (:
arvale8802 1
Dump him! Superficial jerk
ikoihil 4
It's "regimen," not "regime."
InUrArea 4
Tell him just like his dick
DevilBoi69x 0
You need to get a new boyfriend!
nvo 6
What a jerk. (insert tiny penis joke here)
roxyelizabeth 3
Wow what an ass. It's important that your happy, that all that matters
aifen7053 1
If I were a chick and were you I'd reply " I have an excuse, what's yours for your tiny ______ (well just fill in the blank with what you want :D)